Paranormal Trading Activity 2 (opens this weekend, started long ago)

williambanzai7's picture Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/23/2010 01:34 -0500

Mary Schapiro

FROM PARANORMAL TRADING ACTIVITY 1:

Micah: Well, basically it could be two things: it could be a fat stodgy midwestern mutual fund… [mock whisper]

Micah: or it could be a robot trading demon juiced on super high speed silicon steroids?

Katie: Dr. Mary Schapiro said that it wasn’t a robot trading demon.

Micah: Well, I’ve been going by the evidence and I’m doin’ my research and I’m going to find out what it is.

Katie: Well, whatever it is that’s following me, it doesn’t feel… it doesn’t feel human. It feels like it’s… it feels like an algorithmic robot trading monster. I mean like, it wants to sub penny, quote stuff and spoof all my trades.

Micah: Well that sounds more like, actually like a robot trading demon on high speed silicon steroids. 

PARANORMAL TRADING ACTIVITY 2 (The Sequel)

PN

PA2

Don’t forget to see Paranormal Trading Activity 1:

PN

 

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by zhandax
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 05:31
#671582

And what better promotion for the premier than the dollar index on a Friday close under a full moon to goose a G20 meeting?  Its brilliant!

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 11:34
#671901

the hunter’s moon,  first full after the harvest.

Login or register to post comments by kathy.chamberli…
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 14:30
#672180

forgot it is hunting season. weirdness happens in colorado during hunting season. like you for sure have to wear orange if biking in mountains or hiking. most come up from texas. you have deer first or elk first then combine at the end. they want to have a big kill season, too many elk surviving lately, sickly. easy to shot them if it snows, they come down to lower elevation. snow storm advisory last night until today. full moon is good but don’t think many hunters, hunt at night, gettin too drunk.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 22:01
#672752

there is hunting and there is hunting.  they are different.

trophy hunting ( symbolic ), leisure hunting ( expert or novice ) and

hunger hunting are different beasts.  and hunting is not

about dying/killing but about living/giving life.  choice,  the heart,

or it is just stupid murder.  imo.  hunger hunters hunt around the clock.

?  depending on the amount of hunger.

Login or register to post comments by SteveNYC
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 10:25
#671813

That Bernanke head coming out of my bathroom would freak me the f*ck out!! This post is outstanding, could actually be rolled-out into a much larger story…..

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 11:18
#671849

I am thinking paranormal in general. In the meantime there are only two images from this new movie available. I inserted the collector’s edition of number one above. 😉

Login or register to post comments by Rasna
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 12:12
#671968

Banzi,

ROFLMAO

This is Great!  Your parodies and send ups, while extremely funny, hit the bulls eye every time! This is political, economic and monetary cartoonery (sic) at its best.

Keep it up!

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 12:34
#672004

Tnx Rasna, I am pretty sure I am onto something here because if anyone else was doing it I would be their number 1 fan 😉

Login or register to post comments by kathy.chamberli…
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 14:34
#672185

billy, i am kinda scared of the paranormal. so i am not too sure how much i liked this collection of images. fact my wHOLE life feels a little subnormal if you know what i mean. especially last night. weirdness like you posted. i only get scared of subnormal stuff. but i got my golf clubs close but don’t think i can injure the paranormal with those. what do you recommend as weapon of choice against paranormals?

Login or register to post comments by Escapeclaws
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 15:00
#672227

Kathy, always enjoy your posts. You bring a sort of loufoque humanness to this blog which I greatly appreciate. I find a glass of red helps a lot with paranormals. But stay away from the dog that slowly turns its head toward you.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 22:00
#672751

I heard they behave themselves if you hold up a picture of the Gipper.

Login or register to post comments by apberusdisvet
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 12:10
#671963

The most telling pics would be a daisy chain of Obama, Timmie, and Ben with their heads up each others asses; or would that be racist?

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 12:35
#672007

I tried that already, it’s too realistic 😉

Login or register to post comments by tomdub_1024
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 14:14
#672154

ugh…must.erase.image.from.consciousness.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 13:01
#672059

the three ring circus:  the production, distribution and utilization of

debt.   entertainment.  everyone had a good time until

it was time to go home.  “you dance with him, i’ll grab the money”,

barbara said to camile at the bar.  the plan worked.  every time.

but it is all about allocation of capital, or misallocation.  currently the

allocation has to do with securing resources to secure further resources

so that in the future resources will be available to secure,  never once

questioning whether it is worth the debasement of everything to secure

the future of an infrastructure that was developed over decades gone by

and is not sustainable and is rapidly aging and becoming unserviceable.

.

this daisy chain of heads up asses is not so bad but for the resulting

lack of vision and associated misallocations.  if the allocations were

integrated to the environment and the nature of the population the

heads up the asses would be seen as a good thing.  it is all about

allocation in my opinion.  ………

everyone loves a good circus.   

these guys don’t even work for america or it’s population.  they

are international button men deploying resources, faith and credit

of the american people, not to protect and serve the people of

the usa but to secure resources globally for unstated parties

with undefined or non existing national affiliation.  global eyes-ation.

what do you expect?  just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean

they are not out to screw you.   of course they are, and they don’t even

know it,  it is the system.!

unconscious!  that is how the three ring deal works best.  it is called

culture and it only really works when the participants are at least

partially unconscious of the mechanics and the  purpose.  otherwise

it / they would lose the special feeling thing that is the glue that

keeps it together. 

anyway ..

when the goose stops laying the golden eggs,   …..

they will cook it and eat the muscle.

anyway..  and many thought it would / could never happen.

Login or register to post comments by kathy.chamberli…
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 14:38
#672199

international button men

that’s a good one, blindy. looks almost like your holding easter eggs in your hand, or a tray of what?

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 15:38
#672272

they’re cupcakes and that picture represents me but

is not me, though it is “of me”.   if you could see the photo

you would see the cupcakes icing is all melting and like candy lava

flowing off the smooth and delicious cake base.  i like the term

“button men” because we are becoming android button pushers

and the term has a deserved derogatory implication that applies.

to us and to our “elite” “leaders”.

a friend of mine once told me in jest ” this computer thing is just a fad”,

but i think he may have been right? 

Login or register to post comments by kathy.chamberli…
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 16:18
#672317

a friend of mine once told me in jest ” this computer thing is just a fad”

 

do you mean computer thing or internet thing a fad?

my computers have been functioning like this paranormal for me of late. i don’t think either is a fad. in fact it got my goat, by the neck. like in a leash, i am on a dog leash blindman.

 

im not a big fan of cupcakes, probably why i didn’t connect that,,, that you hold. only saw they look like fake colors. like in easter egg coloring and cupcake icing, all fake looking colors. why do we want to do this. disguise the beautiful natural color of eggs.

 

like your golden eggs.

i don’t know what is hapapening to me. probably too much indulgence after 5PM.

 

Login or register to post comments by Escapeclaws
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 15:19
#672249

You hit the nail on the head, blindman. You walk as though you can see, avoiding obstacles by instinct. You have touched a nerve of the elite.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 15:41
#672273

@ “.. You have touched a nerve of the elite.” ..

how do you know this and do you know if and when they

will be eliminating me?  i would like to make appropriate arrangements.

 

Login or register to post comments by Escapeclaws
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 15:45
#672280

They’re afraid of you, but they respect you. Arrangements unnecessary.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 21:45
#672733

from your lips….

but the truth is it has nothing to do with me individually or

respectively.  it just is what it is, anyone can

see it,  must see it.

thank you,  much appreciate all your comments and

considerations.

Login or register to post comments by anonnn
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 14:56
#672219

So easy. Like taking candy from a child. We are truly smart…all others so dull.

The spectre of insanity is unknown to the “chosen” ones.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/23/2010 – 22:45
#672811

w,  “pablo picasso never got called an asshole”.

.john cale….. into two times  ……

.

paranormal feel.  “i hear tanks”…j. cale

“damn right mama”.

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