A Banksta’s Guide To The Capital

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homeDARPAcontributorsnewsforumszh-tshirtstoredonaterssmanifesto 4closureFraud Exclusive – President Obama Falls Victim to Chase Robo-Signer Posted by: 4closureFraud Post date: 10/10/2010 – 23:24 It’s not the foreclosure affidavits only. Hello? It’s the whole kit-n-caboodle. it’s the fabricated assignments of mortgage, fake allonges, robo-stamped endorsements in blank, and satisfactions of mortgage, ignoring SEC and IRS regulations, disregard for the steps required by the REMIC rules. It’s all the top national banks and their servicing arms. The whole of it is a sham. Don’t believe the propaganda that insists otherwise. A Different Direction for the Foreclosure Mess? Posted by: Bruce Krasting Post date: 10/10/2010 – 22:36 I have to believe this is happening. The only question is,”How much?” FORECLOSUREGATE AND OBAMA’S ‘POCKET VETO’ Posted by: ilene Post date: 10/10/2010 – 23:09 Then they got cute and produced either the actual note, a copy of the note or a forged note, or an assignment or a fabricated assignment from a party who at best had dubious rights to ownership of the loan to another party who had equally dubious rights, neither of whom parted with any cash to fund either the loan or the transfer of the obligation. . . . Navigation PollsDonate To Zero HedgeRecent posts Shopping cart View your shopping cart. User login Username: * Password: * Create new accountRequest new password Zero Hedge Reads Angry BearBearish NewsBoom Bust BlogChina Financial MarketsChris Martenson’s BlogContrary InvestorCoyote BlogCredit WritedownsDaily CapitalistDaneric’s Elliott WavesDealBookDealbreakerDr. Housing BubbleFalkenblogFibozachiFund My Mutal FundGains Pains & CapitalGlobal Economic AnalysisGonzalo LiraImplode-ExplodeInfectious GreedInvesting ContrarianJesse’s Café Américain Market FollyMax KeiserMinyanvilleMises InstituteNaked CapitalismOf Two MindsPension PulseShanky’s TechBlogThe Daily CruxThe Mad Hedge Fund TraderThe Market TickerThe Technical TakeThe Underground InvestorWall St. Cheat SheetWashington’s BlogWealth.netWhen Genius Prevailed Home A Banksta’s Guide To The Capital williambanzai7's picture Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/10/2010 13:09 -0500

White House

A Banksta’s guide to our Nation’s Capital. Large Format Map: MAP

DC Map

 

 

O Bama

Be sure to stop in and visit President O’Bama

WH

to discuss important economic issues at the White House.

S Ct

Stop by the Supreme Court to do a title search.

Crony Mecca

Visit Mecca to get the low down on regulatory deformation.

Old Faithful

Visit Old Faithful…

Subprime Hood

and the crank.

Strange Debt

See the currency war in real time at the Pentagon.

Pee Wee

And stop by to see how the boys from Goldman are doing at Timmy’s Hide Away.

National Gallery

Don’t forget to visit the National Gallery.

Priest

And the Smithsonian exhibit on the Keynesian Civilization.

HFT

Be sure to stop by the SEC’s HFT Bureau to see how the Waddell Investigation is proceeding.

If the kids are with you, be sure to visit the National Zoo

Zoo

After your trip to Washington DC, you may feel patriotically inspired

to visit Mount Flush More

Flush More

Have a nice trip!

WB7

 

 

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by Uncle Remus
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 13:58
#639581

It’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood,

A beautiful day for a Banksta.

To take what’s mine?

To take what’s mine.

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 13:58
#639582

Ouch, that’s gonna leave a mark. Hopefully lots of marks. And sore back sides as well.

BTW where can I pick up tickets to visit Bam Bam’s crib, just off Tarp Circle? I hear that’s where you can see the nation’s bling. Or at least what’s left of it anyway.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:04
#639589

The sad thing is when I look at this my conclusion is they all deserve rougher treatment.

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:55
#639625

WB7

For most of us, the toughest thing to accept is that we consistently bring a misplaced sense of fairness and a moral compass to a knife fight. This is the legacy of our life long conditioning and indoctrination, that if we play by the rules we’ll eventually get ahead in this world. Or at least we can look in the mirror.

Unfortunately, when dealing with sociopaths our belief system is a severe liability. It’s sort of like dragging around a boat anchor while the other side really does have a bazooka in his pocket and is glad to see us so he can blow our head off.

But don’t lose faith. What we lack in blood thirsty instinct we make up for in numbers. We don’t need to fight them head on. We simply need to withdrawn in mass and let them feed on each other banana republic cannibal style.

Actually, the training we need to abandon is the belief that we must remain on the hamster wheel for self survival. In reality, they must convince us to remain on the wheel. If enough of us get off, the system comes crashing down around their ears. Stop paying your mortgage and it will all be over in 6 months.

Login or register to post comments by Oligarchs Gone Wild
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:56
#639630

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 15:23
#639675

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/V_for_Vendetta_(film)

Login or register to post comments by G-R-U-N-T
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 22:24
#640169

“There’s never been an idea that has manifested in the physical world that has not returned to chaos.”

G-R-U-N-T  

 

Sometimes the creators and believers of those ideas, good or evil, wind up full of bullet holes indeed.

 

 

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:59
#639635

Do you remember the first in prison fight scene in “Bad Boys”?

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 15:41
#639699

I do not. Care to explain?

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 15:45
#639708

Sean Penn goes into the juvenile home and has to fight the big badass bully who is armed with a knife. He goes to the coke machine and buys 4 cokes and puts them in his T shirt. Then he turns and pounds the shit out of the bully.

Login or register to post comments by JohnG
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:32
#640093

Platoon style.

Login or register to post comments by the rookie cynic
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 22:31
#640197

If I stop paying my mortgage, the bank gets the house, and I loose the 100K equity (yes, even in this market I still have some equity). How does that help me and hurt them?

I am intrigued by your hypothesis however. What other practical things can little guys like us do to get off the hamster wheel?

Login or register to post comments by Oligarchs Gone Wild
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:49
#639626

The sad thing that keeps you in check from giving them rougher treatment is fear.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 15:04
#639641

The only thing we have to fear is fear iteself.

Alfred E Neuman

Login or register to post comments by G-R-U-N-T
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 22:41
#640210

Correction…

– First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself – nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.

-Franklin D. Roosevelt – First Inaugural Address, Mar. 4, 1933

 

“It’s a good idea to save your money. One day it might be worth something again!”

-Alfred E. Neuman

 

 

Login or register to post comments by SteveNYC
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 16:16
#639777

Banzai, do you think if we throw a few Ben Bucks at the cause, we can get you to perhaps use the new “Jackass 3D” theme and you can do an integrated Bernanke (especially, lots and lots of Ben is really necessary these days!), Geithner, Obama, Paulson, Rubin, Summers (throw some Bush and Cheney in there just to balance it up), Greenspan etc. collage of epic proportions in the spirit of the Jackass guys????

Just food for thought…..you know, stunts and pranks with these assholes mentioned above?

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:04
#640031

You know, that has not come around to HK yet. Tnx for the heads up!

Login or register to post comments by ebworthen
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:34
#639610

Yes, where are the nooses and guillotines?

Wait…too much bread and circuses that have distracted the masses to seek salvation at the voting booth…nevermind.

Love the D.C. map, have a higher resolution version to share?

I’ve been to the “Camelot” strip bar; beautiful girls, you just have to keep buying the $10 beers or you’re outta’ there.

Login or register to post comments by TraderTimm
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:35
#639612

Archibald’s isn’t bad either. But yeah, you don’t produce the green – they don’t give a damn. Got to separate the marks from their money!

Login or register to post comments by TraderTimm
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:34
#639611

Everytime I hear “Banksta” I think of that song used in “Office Space”. Bet if you retooled the lyrics, it would make a nice satire-rap.

Good work, WB7!

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:41
#639619

Take a look at this:

 

Look Like Money

Login or register to post comments by TraderTimm
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 14:43
#639621

Hahahahaahaahaha. *deep breath* hahahahahahahaha.

Nice!

 

Login or register to post comments by JohnG
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:36
#640099

Also works to the tune of Right Said Fred – “I’m so sexy.”

 

Great work WB.

Login or register to post comments by Sudden Debt
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 15:58
#639733

Some people have WAY to much time on their hands 🙂

Login or register to post comments by Johnny Dangereaux
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:02
#640027

Yeah, they comment on every friggin blog post  😀

Login or register to post comments by steveo
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 16:10
#639766

The middle chart is GLD/SLV. You can see this is an excellent indicator, when this ratio is at a bottom, the market usually tanks, within 3 to 5 days, but sometimes immediately. The trick is figuring out when the bottom is. 
 
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Login or register to post comments by The_Euro_Sucks
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 17:06
#639838

William B, great stuff! Thanks.

Login or register to post comments by Bob
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 17:30
#639873

Banzai, banzai, banzai!

You the man, man. 

Login or register to post comments by AssFire
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:14
#640048

 Parodies are weak

But rhyming involves timing

You lack that restraint

 

(another Haiku 4 U)

 

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:51
#640129

Haiku for “Ass” Fire

I have a dog Gus

 

 

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 21:51
#640138

Who follows me around town…

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 22:25
#640140

Now I have dog too (sic)!

How about this Ass Hat, you bring your instrument and I’ll bring mine to the club tonight. Lets see who has his chops timed to the changes.

 

Login or register to post comments by G-R-U-N-T
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 22:55
#640225

“But rhyming involves timing”

There once was a man from nantucket whose prick was so long he could suck it, as he wiped off his chin with a smiling grin, he said if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

Will that work for you AssFire?

 

 

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 22:57
#640233

Funny I was playing with some Subprime limerick ideas earlier today 😉

Login or register to post comments by G-R-U-N-T
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 23:02
#640240

Just tryn’ to help a brotha out….

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 23:06
#640251

Respect

Login or register to post comments by Conrad Murray
on Mon, 10/11/2010 – 00:41
#640344

There once was a man name Crockett
Who stuck his cock in a socket
Some son of a bitch
Flipped on the switch
And Crockett went up like a rocket

 

Here I sit all broken-hearted
I came to shit, but only farted

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