NASA-Revised Message (Earth to Planet TARP)

Posted by: williambanzai7 Post date: 10/09/2010 – 12:30 The Treasury Department has asked NASA to redesign their standard message henceforth to be sent on all unmanned space vehicles. Here is an exclusive sneak preview for your consideration. I Told You to Buy Mongolia! Posted by: madhedgefundtrader Post date: 10/08/2010 – 22:32 The global resource frenzy has grown so heated that money has begun pouring into the marginal fringes of the universe. The Mongolian stock market has been one of the world’s best performers this year, spiking some 100%. A call the world’s largest undeveloped copper resource (IVN), (RTP) Navigation PollsDonate To Zero HedgeRecent posts Shopping cart View your shopping cart. User login Username: * Password: * Create new accountRequest new password Zero Hedge Reads Angry BearBearish NewsBoom Bust BlogChina Financial MarketsChris Martenson’s BlogContrary InvestorCoyote BlogCredit WritedownsDaily CapitalistDaneric’s Elliott WavesDealBookDealbreakerDr. Housing BubbleFalkenblogFibozachiFund My Mutal FundGains Pains & CapitalGlobal Economic AnalysisGonzalo LiraImplode-ExplodeInfectious GreedInvesting ContrarianJesse’s Café Américain Market FollyMax KeiserMinyanvilleMises InstituteNaked CapitalismOf Two MindsPension PulseShanky’s TechBlogThe Daily CruxThe Mad Hedge Fund TraderThe Market TickerThe Technical TakeThe Underground InvestorWall St. Cheat SheetWashington’s BlogWealth.netWhen Genius Prevailed Home williambanzai7's picture Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/09/2010 12:30 -0500

TARP

Old message:

Pioneer

 

New extraterrestrial message from “bail-me-out” (USA):

NASA

 

Martian

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by infiniti
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 13:01
#638068

Bernanke’s general theory of printativity, bitchez!

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:57
#638263

Indeed!

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:45
#638265

Flash thumb, please ignore…

Login or register to post comments by fallst
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 06:49
#639079

Buckaroo Banzai, you Stuxnut!

You are obsessed with Stuxnet.

Can also do neurons and dendrites!

The wanted poster, monopoly board, and sargent pepper are still the prime gutbusters.

So tragically hilarious! Satire is the BestWeap.

 

Login or register to post comments by Mongo
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:00
#638163

You forgot the third “individual”.. the HFT-bots..

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:05
#638170

oops!

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:05
#638171

oops!

Login or register to post comments by truont
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:36
#638326

Does anyone else hear an echo on this board?

Login or register to post comments by Lonewar
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:09
#638179

Hey everyone,

Anytime you are having a conversation with someone and the conversation turns to money or finance, please ask them this question,

 

“Why does a private bank control the printing of the U.S. Dollar?”

 

That is all that I would request of you.

Login or register to post comments by ThisIsBob
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:32
#638210

The answer might be mildly interesting.

If one could answer the question:  “How do you  make money off it?”  one would likely get a corner office and a nice crib out in the Hamptons.

Login or register to post comments by tired1
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:30
#638316

It’s in the Old Testament, somewhere.

Login or register to post comments by knukles
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 17:30
#638442

So, why does a private bank control the printing of the U.S. Dollar?”

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 18:32
#638518

.

.

see this one first?

http://maxkeiser.com/2010/10/09/guest-post-money-myth-and-machiavelli/

.

http://maxkeiser.com/2010/10/09/ote76-on-the-edge-with-david-degraw/

.

fiat …..

Tim Hardin – Don’t Make Promises

Login or register to post comments by cbxer55
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 18:01
#638473

I junked ya. Your putting this same exact message, word-for-word, on every thread on the board.

 

The essence of JUNK.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 18:10
#638490

disagree,  that poster has just discovered the only issue

worth our time at this moment in history.  imho.

they are correct.

http://vodpod.com/watch/3744507-damon-vrabel-psychonomy-banks-own-nations-understanding-nwo-economics-series

.

http://www.csper.org/media.html

.

 

Login or register to post comments by Commander Cody
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 22:47
#638831

So, what’s your beef with the message?

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:17
#638193

what is the point of the first message?  hi, let’s have

a three way?  i don’t get it.  seriously, put some clothes on

when you go out to meet the aliens.  i assure you they aren’t

going to show up here naked. 

Login or register to post comments by Lucky Guesst
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:38
#638221

LMAO! Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Login or register to post comments by dwdollar
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:58
#638264

I don’t understand the original message either.  Is that a satellite dish behind the naked hippies, or is that rectangular thingy The Obelisk?  If so, then what is that crescent moon?  Is The Obelisk generating a temporal doorway?  And what the hell is up with those creepy cat eyes at the top left.  Is that Chester the Cat?  If the average human can’t decipher this, how is an alien going to be able?

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:14
#638296

For anyone who’s interested in the thinking and meaning behind the original message on the Pioneer spacecraft, this link carries an explanation.

However, it doesn’t mention WB7’s recent contribution. Someone needs to update the wiki page. :>)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

Login or register to post comments by Conrad Murray
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 04:22
#639036

Someone actually put Banzai’s picture on the Wiki page.  That is fucking awesome.

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 05:17
#639047

A considerable improvement if you ask me. Which, of course, no one is. :>)

I just love that our newest Zero Hedge contributor (the great and soon to be late WB7 if the State of the Ponzi has anything to say about this) contributed to the delinquency of a minor……….Wikipedia defacer.

I saved the defaced page on several hard drives in order to document history in the making. I’m sure it will be used as state’s evidence against WB7 as he’s water boarded in Gitmo and then tried before a jury of his peers (Popeye, Gumby and Company) for crimes against the State of the Ponzi.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 06:56
#639078

It was not me. But whoever did, thank you very much! Now I get to blow coffee through my nose!

This caps of a great week for me. First Zero hedge posts, now first image on Wiki. I can’t wait for the NASA geeks who look at that page every morning…to see it. 😉

wiki

Login or register to post comments by blunderdog
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 20:06
#638638

One hopes the space-aliens are smarter.  It would be pretty bad news if they came to visit because they were huge fans of Jersey Shore.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 20:54
#638693

I could do a Jersey Shore version

Login or register to post comments by Hulk
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:58
#638353

How do you know they are naked?

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 23:09
#638419

ok, wearing their birthday suits. 

i read the link cog dis put up, to wiki;  i think they knew not

what they did.  first off l.davinci, in the 1500’s, did something

original in art .   the mona lisa, the first example of an artist

using chromatic values to create the illusion of depth/perspective.  the 1500’s.

come 1973 and our big chance to reach out to the universe and we

use stick figures?  wtf,  no artist at nasa?

no,  it is.. we are too cheap to use or make a multi-metal plaque,

say, of gold, silver bronze etc.  we could have done that but,  no.

soon we will realize that exploration is too expensive as we cannot

afford to lose any precious metals to space.  just close up shop nasa! 

the wiki explanation is lacking i think.  the real message of the

plaque is much more obvious.  the guy is offering to sell his women,

slave, who cannot gesture on her own.  the price is encoded somewhere

in that radiating deal to the left,  also in there is an offer to sell weapons

futures. 

the two circles to the top left are not hydrogen atoms.  they are eyes

indicating we are bifocal types with a very crude linear perspective that

makes us violent and weapon oriented. 

any intelligent life form would look at that plaque and immediately know

they were dealing with a criminal species that wrongly believes it and it’s

ideas are the center of the universe. 

the “profile of the pioneer” is really a space weapon, a not so veiled threat to

all who see it;  it says stay away.  if you are not interested in my woman

i will have to shoot my ray gun at you.  then i’ll put you or your ashes in the

little box depicted just to left of the “man”. 

speaking of the “man”?   perhaps two women and the one on the left

is wearing the dildo? 

there are other more mystical implications but i think we have covered

the most obvious.?

ps.  the planets at the bottom, in a row, indicating an astrological date

that we would like to be picked up, wink nod,  from this “planet”. 

at which point we will

either attack you or sell you our mothers and daughters,  providing

the aliens have a currency with which to buy said slaves.

again, put on some clothes mofo.  what kind of man greets an alien

with his women “dressed” like that?  at least let her wear her dildo!

.

apologies where needed.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:16
#638725

Send your resume to NASA ASAP!

Login or register to post comments by Dapper Dan
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 19:44
#638613

I just spit out my dinner on that one thanks,

How about those hips on the female?

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 20:48
#638685

isn’t it crazy,  a few properly laid lines of

perfection.  as davinci could convert a “stain”

into a masterpiece.  and william…..

this is what the artist is capable of.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:18
#638728

All viewers are warned not to drink uncovered McDonalds coffee while viewing my posts.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:53
#638758

you put that in there a little late padre.

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:38
#638219

To the entire Zero Hedge community and any aliens who wish to beam me up.

I’m officially starting the (official) “William Banzai 7 Fan Club”. The dues have hereby been set at $100,000,000,000 per year. But I have also decided that dues collection will be deferred until the reserve currency of the universe has been debased to the point where $100,000,000,000 is the price of a large “premium fresh roasted” coffee at McDonald’s.

Thus I shall begin collecting dues around April of 2011. Maybe sooner if Benny and the Inkjets get their asses in gear and put their backs into it. Please stay tuned for details on where to send your bundles of soon to be worth less and less FRN’s.

Please note that I shall refuse any and all postage due bundles. I ain’t carrying your freight on this one.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:48
#638239

I don’t think it will buy a premium cup.

Revised the message to include Waddell Event.

Login or register to post comments by Ms. Erable
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:55
#638348

April 2011? Really?

 

Optimist.

Login or register to post comments by 10044
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:50
#638247

dude, banzai, you are AWESOME

I fell out of my chair laughing at this.. Tyler: hire this guy

Login or register to post comments by WineSorbet
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 14:50
#638249

Simply brilliant. Thank you for making me smile!

Login or register to post comments by TraderTimm
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:20
#638305

After getting a million CAPSLOCK and block-colored emails regarding immigration from well-meaning friends, I finally snapped and sent this with the subject line:

“Illegals aren’t the problem, the FED is”

Body text (forgive the bolding, I was trying to mimic their original email so they’d pay a little bit of attention.):

How do you get away with a big lie?

Tell a smaller one, and let everyone fixate on that. Here’s the real problem facing the U.S. today.

The Federal Reserve.

That immigration number was huge, right? Sorry, not even close to the money-printers at the FED. So far, due to their Permanent Open Market Operations (POMO, announced by the FED to ‘stimulate’ the economy) they have printed (created out of thin air) $90 BILLION A WEEK.

Their total balance sheet has ballooned to:

$1.7 Trillion dollars

That is, with all the lovely trailing zeros:

$1,700,000,000,000

To put it in context, according to the mathematical geniuses at Wolfram Alpha (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1.7+trillion):

0.085 × the number of red blood cells in the human body

5.7 × the number of stars in our galaxy

16 × the number of people who have ever lived

Oh, and guess what? Instead of helping anyone, it just managed to make the total US debt surge to unprecedented proportions.

http://www.visualeconomics.com/gdp-vs-national-debt-by-country/

 Check out the pretty infographic on the above link. See the US debt? We’re currently at a staggering 60.8% DEBT to GDP ratio.

So what?

If you’ve read this far, then you are concerned. You should be. Congress doesn’t need to pass any legislation to raise taxes, the FED is doing it for you. How? When the money supply is diluted via the FED creating debt (money) out of thin air, it devalues the currency every time it happens. That means, simply — every dollar in your bank account, 401K, IRA and anywhere else you have your money is REDUCING IN VALUE. This is equivalent to a TAX HIKE, but it is stealthy – you won’t recognize it until energy prices spike (Oil is now north of $80 a barrel) and commodity prices cause the things you buy every week at the store to rise.

And if it wasn’t bad enough, the next FED meeting they are prepared to gun the presses and create at least another $1.7 TRILLION in debt for November 2010 onward.

So, keep obsessing over people coming here and ‘mooching’ off the US, while the FED takes all our bank accounts to the woodshed.

Thanks for reading, and feel free to forward.

*******************

The reaction was stunned silence, with some saying – “wow, glad the government is looking out for us..”

 

Login or register to post comments by Horatio Beanblower
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:25
#638311

…but attacking Mexicans is much easier to understand.

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:48
#638341

And most importantly, to understand that the Fed is the problem means coming face to face with the realization that I’ve been willingly and complacently duped all my life. That I have been part of the problem and not the innocent and blameless victim I’ve been telling myself I am all my life. And the reason I’ve been going with the flow all along. It’s not me, it’s those GD bastards over there.

If I see it’s the Fed that’s the central issue here, no longer can I hide the fact that so many times during my life there were huge signs or signals that something was wrong, very wrong. But rather than looking any further than my nose, I decided instead to believe that the endlessly increasing Federal deficts could go on forever with no consequences to me or my family, that all I needed to do was to blindly follow the person in front of me and do as I was told and everything would be alright, despite the fact that it all made no sense at all to me then or now.

That war after war could be waged in someone else’s back yard and the bill would never come due, that I could retire at 55 and never have to worry about bills or Social Security or my 401(k) balance going down because the stock market and housing prices always go up. Right? Isn’t that what I wanted to believe because that’s what the authorities said? I mean, if you can’t trust the government, who can you trust?  

It’s so much easier to blame an external boogie man than acknowledge the one within.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:01
#638701

You are very correct. We all share blame (even though we never had the power to cause real change).

However, I am of the view that the high priests standing at the top of the pyramid should be the first ones thrown into the sacrificial pit of fire. 

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 03:11
#639020

No doubt there is a special place the high priests should be directed towards. No doubt about it. However, we also visit a special place when we blame others entirely to cover our own shame.

Regarding real power I disagree. The very fact that the high priests must engage in subterfuge and trickery to empower themselves tells me all I need to know to acknowledge where the real power lay. They need us, we don’t need them. Thus we have the real power and willingly hand it over to them.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 20:57
#638696

Your point about the FED taxing is dead on. But how to get the man on the street to understand this.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:56
#638783

http://maxkeiser.com/2010/10/09/guest-post-money-myth-and-machiavelli/

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 23:13
#638862

I suppose one good sign is there is more and more of this kind of analysis being circulated. Hopefully the point will catch on. Tnx for link

Login or register to post comments by e_goldstein
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 02:03
#638996

the most immediate solution to this problem is pitchforks and torches.

Login or register to post comments by covert
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 15:48
#638339

very funny, absolutely halirous.

http://covert2.wordpress.com

 

Login or register to post comments by Ms. Erable
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 16:02
#638354

Aliens may have been able to determine whether or not there was any intelligent life on the planet depicted in the original pictogram. The new, improved version leaves no doubt about the matter for any extraterrestrial visitors who may view it.

Rest easy humans – we will be alone in the universe in perpetuity. Any alien lifeform smart enough to travel interstellar distances and find that plaque will be more than smart enough to steer well clear of this place.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:04
#638704

You are right, entry into our atmosphere constitutes an automatically notarized Assumption of Liability.

Login or register to post comments by digalert
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 16:03
#638358

NASA mission statement:

Our goal in future space exploration is to hitch rides aboard Russian SST’s. Should China, N. Korea or Iraq choose space exploration, the USA will petition the UN if we could, pretty please, have a ride… we’ll pay. Meanwhile on earth we will polish our telescope lenses with fan/solar powered grinding stones so that we can watch other countries space travels.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:07
#638709

Don’t worry, scientists at Los Alamos are busy figuring out how to create the ultimate financial doomsday weapon to bankrupt our foes.

Login or register to post comments by RECISION
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 16:17
#638375

“Moron hazard” is right…!!!

Login or register to post comments by Praetor
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 17:27
#638440

The Sun is only worth $0.01? I’ll buy that!

The message plate should also read “Please bring your own supply of elements with atomic numbers 47, 78 and 79 to make your stay enjoyable. Emperor Bernanke 1st, Planet Ponzi.”

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:08
#638714

I like the atomic numbers idea.

Login or register to post comments by mark mchugh
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 17:43
#638455

Great stuff, William.

Maybe the aliens will swap gold for Treasuries!

(shhh…just keep a straight face)

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 19:11
#638564

true aliens would never fill out the required paperwork

or sign the contract to get a credit card.  they would be

flying in our airspace without any authorization, etc ..

the list is endless.  they would not be happy here, even

if they did manage to get their hands on a few reserve notes.

probably would have little interest in our metals too.

i don’t think they would like us much if at all.  i think

that is the saddest sentence i ever wrote.  i have to

recalibrate.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:29
#638745

We need to put a doomsday warning sign on the moon. All aliens be warned…the bailout ghouls of planet Ponzi! 

Login or register to post comments by Cognitive Dissonance
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 03:18
#639022

We need to put a doomsday warning sign on the moon.

In block letters 200 miles high so they can be seen with the naked eye.

Now here’s the good part. The warning should be placed on both sides, the side facing away and the side facing Earth. The idea being that we should see our own warning about ourselves as well. Sort of like those disastrous warnings on the side of cigarette packages.

At least no one can say they weren’t warned, right?

Login or register to post comments by i-dog
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 05:36
#639031

It would only be fair to put up an Interstellar Travellers Warning sign on the Moon!

=====================

INTERSTELLAR TRAVELLERS WARNING

Hi, interstellar traveller. Welcome to our neck of the Solar System!

Just a few points for you to note before you wander down to that pretty blue and white planet below you:

1. Ensure you have all your paperwork in order! You will need:

  a. UN Visa issued 3 light-months in advance of arrival.

  b. IMF Customs declaration noting the exact weight of all elements of atomic number 47, 78 and 79 on board your person or craft. Upon arrival, you will be required to strip these from your person and craft and exchange them with the BIS (Bank of Interstellar Settlements) for some pretty shards of printed cotton (Bancors). Upon departure, you will be required to surrender all Bancors without recompense … this is called a Departure Tax.

  c. WTO Certificate of Spaceworthiness, confirming compliance with all WTO rules and regulations. You can download the regulations from the WTO website (we recommend a terabit broadband uplink, since the PDF is 16.7 terabytes of arcane mumbo-jumbo and contradictory edicts. Think “Bible”.).

  d. FAO Clearance, comfirming that you have no genetically unmodified foodstuffs on board. Place all natural foodstuffs in the disposal bin near this sign.

  e. WHO Vaccination Certificate, confirming that you have received a minimum of 10 vaccinations against such diverse diseases as swine flu, measles, mumps and rubella (MMR), HIV/AIDS and malaria. None of these vaccinations are effective against the named diseases, in fact they may cause you to contract the disease as one of the 100 listed “side effects”, but the heavy metals that they contain will help us to track you through metal detectors as you shop.

  f. Full dosiers of all personnel on board, including clearances for each from each of US DHS, CIA, NSA, FBI, DIA, NCIS, ONI, CID, OIC, USSS, OIA, DEA, INR, OTFI, HUD, FRB, MI6 and Interpol.

  g. UNHCR Clearance, confirming that you are not on the lam from another planet, solar system, galaxy or universe. This requirement can be waived if you have a receipt from an authorised Oligarch Snake Head for your “journey fee”.

2. Please note that upon landing it can be pretty much guaranteed that someone will attempt to steal your landing wheels and any batteries you may have on board. Armed representatives of the FRB (from Xe, Inc) will approach you immediately upon landing and negotiate an appropriate “protection” fee with you.

3. It is best not to walk the streets while you are down there. If your skin colour, facial features or clothing are even slightly different from the inhabitants in your immediate vicinity, then you are likely to be attacked as a terrorist, infidel, unbeliever, bloody immigrant, misfit, malcontent, smart arse, bum and/or toff. Do not be tempted to ask for help from a passing policeman: He WILL tase you and arrest you for verbally assaulting him with your polite request.

Enjoy your stay!

=======================

h/t WB7 and some others in this thread

Login or register to post comments by gwar5
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 17:56
#638469

Me like.

Which Galaxy we go to next? I suggest shotgun approach.

Login or register to post comments by Mitchman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 18:04
#638479

Banzai-This should scare off all the trespassers!

Login or register to post comments by AuShoot
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 18:59
#638540

Is that supposed to be “TTarp SOSOSO” in morse?  C’mon, aliens aren’t gonna understand morse.  EBCDIC maybe, IBM just hit a new high…

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 21:10
#638715

I thought about binary, too esoteric for the reader.

Login or register to post comments by bugs_
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 19:11
#638567

It will be a gold iPhone with “gold bitches” in 55 languages.

Login or register to post comments by blunderdog
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 20:05
#638634

Gee, I thought it would just say:

“There’s never been a better time to buy a house and invest in equities.  Prices can only go up.  SEND SPACE-DOLLARS NOW!”

 

Login or register to post comments by grunk
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 20:25
#638660

Earth has become an intergalactic panhandler?

Great.

 

 

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 22:15
#638732
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Good_Will_HuntingWill: [Sean is going through Will’s profile. Inside we see are pictures of Will after brutal assaults by his foster parents] You ever have any, uh, experience with that?Sean: Twenty years of counseling, I’ve seen some pretty awful shit.Will: No. I mean, have you ever had any experience with that?Sean: Personally? Yeah. Yeah I have.[Sean looks away for a moment]Will: I’m sure it ain’t good.Sean: My father was an alcoholic. Mean fuckin’ drunk. Used to come home hammered, looking to wail on someone. So I had to provoke him, so he wouldn’t go after my mother and little brother. Interesting nights were when he wore his rings…Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, “Choose.”Sean: Well, I gotta go with the belt there Vanna.Will: I used to go with the wrench.Sean: Why?Will: Cause fuck him, that’ why.Sean: Your foster father?Will: Yeah.[pause]Will: So what does it say? Will has an attachment disorder? Fear of abandonment? Is that why I broke up with Skylar?Sean: Didn’t know you had. Wanna talk about it?[Will shakes his head, stares off]Sean: Will, you see this, all this shit?[Holds up the file, and drops it on his desk]Sean: It’s not your fault.Will: [Softly, still staring off] I know…Sean: No you don’t. It’s not your fault.Will: [Serious] I know.Sean: No. Listen to me son. It’s not your fault.Will: I know that.Sean: It’s not your fault.[Will is silent, eyes closed]Sean: [steps closer] It’s not your fault.Will: [Will’s eyes open, misty already] Don’t fuck with me Sean. Not you.Sean: [steps even closer] It’s not your fault.[Will shoves Sean back, and then, hands trembling, buries his face in his hands. Will begins sobbing. Sean puts his hands on Will’s shoulders, and Will grabs him and holds him close, crying]Will: Oh my God! I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry Sean![Will continues sobbing in Sean’s arms].http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uVcr7LIusc&feature=related Login or register to post comments by AssFire
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 22:23
#638812

Some of the gayist shit I ever seen…

nothing personal wb, but too much

posting once a week would be enough.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 22:41
#638828

Ass Fire? Its like pornography, if you don’t like it, don’t look. Not easy eh?

 

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 23:00
#638850

strap on that rusty dildo and you will

feel just fine.

Login or register to post comments by blindman
on Sat, 10/09/2010 – 23:32
#638879

and this is ridiculous, from wiki..

“Originally Sagan drew the humans holding hands, but soon realized that an extraterrestrial might perceive the figure as a single creature rather than two organisms. The figures appear to be white and Occidental, but the generic depiction of humankind was intended to be as racially ambiguous as possible.”

.

did “they” say “realized”? yes they did.  sagan “realized” that a intergalactic

life form would be confused by a two dimensional, cheaply produced (i wonder

what nasa paid, taxpayers, for each plaque?)  plaque and mistake hand holding

for impossible undifferentiated anatomical oddity. ?

and those two up there are idealized anglo man and woman,  nothing else.

no racial ambiguity in those stick figures.  imo.  intended?  sure.

Login or register to post comments by williambanzai7
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 00:19
#638916

Do you think NASA will pay for the new version? Can’t afford it!

I should do a Chinese version of it.

Login or register to post comments by M.B. Drapier
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 05:43
#638985

MARS NEEDS DEBTORS. Well, EARTH CERTAINLY NEEDS CREDITORS, so here’s hoping.

Login or register to post comments by MilleniumJane
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 01:54
#638992

wb7, I love your stuff!

Login or register to post comments by e_goldstein
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 02:00
#638994

you know, voyager (the probe that depicts those particular icons) encountered an unknown force recently, causing it to slow down and eventually reverse its course.  

 

it’s coming back.  and anyone who remembers star trek 1 knows what that means.

Login or register to post comments by i-dog
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 04:19
#639035

It hasn’t changed its speed at all. The anomaly is simply explained by a more rational explanation of the universe (that I won’t get into here or I’ll lose all [little] remaining credibility!).

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on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 05:28
#639050

….(that I won’t get into here or I’ll lose all [little] remaining credibility!).

I said the same thing about myself in another thread, about losing credibility if I go any further. The fact is that we only lose credibility with those who don’t have much credibility to begin with. I have found that while the same names and faces continuously denounce me here on ZH, more and more new faces are listening. Which scares the hell out the old faces making most of the noise.

Login or register to post comments by laosuwan
on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 04:38
#639040

What Obama has really been having NASA do…

 

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on Sun, 10/10/2010 – 04:38
#639041

What Obama has really been having NASA do…

 

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